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Mysterious Hacker Steals 1/3 $OSMO Emission Every Day Since 1Y Anniversary
By Polkachu Team | 2022-06-21
Osmosis, one of the leading DEX with the ambition to overtake Centralized Exchange one day, has suffered a theft of 1/3 token emissions each day since its 1-year anniversary.
Crypto Projects Pivot to E-Commerce by Selling Red Candle
By Polkachu Team | 2022-05-27
In a stunning turn of events, crypto projects are pivoting to e-commerce by selling red candles online. All major crypto exchanges are listing the popular red candle products in prominent...
9 Tips to Succeed in Crypto's Bull and Bear Market
By Polkachu Team | 2022-05-07
Unlike many Internet assholes who love to disclaim "Not Financial Advice" before they spill nonsense, we are here to provide you with the financial advice you can use to succeed...
Major Crypto Platforms Release the Green Feature, Causing Crypto Price to Surge
By Polkachu Team | 2022-05-04
All major crypto platforms released the Green feature in a coordinated fashion on May 4th, 2022. This historical coordination has raised the prospect of what is possible under the new...
Five Tips to Turn Twitter Into a Web3 Rocketship
By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-25
Elon, congratulations on the Twitter takeover! Despite your success in PayPal, Tesla and SpaceX, we think that Twitter will be the hardest challenge you will ever face. But do not...
NASDAQ-Listed Altcoin $NFLX Crashes Due to Its Faulty Tokenomics
By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-20
Today, a friend of Polkachu tipped us off with the latest crash of an NASDAQ-listed altcoin $NFLX. We have researched its history and concluded that such collapse is inevitable due...
9 Memes to Win Delegators and Influence Whales
By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-18
The only thing that matters in the validator game is dank memes. Since we have received so much community support, it is time to give back by revealing the darkest...
5 Ways to Dox Pupmøs
By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-12
Pupmøs is an anonymous validator that all other validators love to hate. To help our validator community, we are offering 5 ways to dox Pupmøs. You are welcome.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Becoming a Top-Rank Validator
By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-03
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Becoming a Top-Rank Validator