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Every NFT Project is a Race Between Culture and Price

Every NFT Project is a Race Between Culture and Price

By Polkachu Intern | 2022-10-18

Every NFT project is a race between culture and price. To be blue-chip, a NFT projects needs to get culture before it prices out cultural makers.

Buzzwords for NGMI Chains

Buzzwords for NGMI Chains

By Polkachu Intern | 2022-10-08

With Tendermint/Cosmos SDK, starting a new blockchain has never been easier. But how do you make sure it is NGMI? Thanks to Crypto Twitter's collective brain, here is a definitive...

Interchain Intern Academy 101

Interchain Intern Academy 101

By Polkachu Team | 2022-08-26

My name is Polkachu Intern. I want to make "Intern" the strongest meme in the Interchain. Interns are the web3 natives that write shitpost, know all the shit, get shit...

Mysterious Hacker Steals 1/3 $OSMO Emission Every Day Since 1Y Anniversary

Mysterious Hacker Steals 1/3 $OSMO Emission Every Day Since 1Y Anniversary

By Polkachu Team | 2022-06-21

Osmosis, one of the leading DEX with the ambition to overtake Centralized Exchange one day, has suffered a theft of 1/3 token emissions each day since its 1-year anniversary.

Crypto Projects Pivot to E-Commerce by Selling Red Candle

Crypto Projects Pivot to E-Commerce by Selling Red Candle

By Polkachu Team | 2022-05-27

In a stunning turn of events, crypto projects are pivoting to e-commerce by selling red candles online. All major crypto exchanges are listing the popular red candle products in prominent...

9 Tips to Succeed in Crypto's Bull and Bear Market

9 Tips to Succeed in Crypto's Bull and Bear Market

By Polkachu Team | 2022-05-07

Unlike many Internet assholes who love to disclaim "Not Financial Advice" before they spill nonsense, we are here to provide you with the financial advice you can use to succeed...

Major Crypto Platforms Release the Green Feature, Causing Crypto Price to Surge

Major Crypto Platforms Release the Green Feature, Causing Crypto Price to Surge

By Polkachu Team | 2022-05-04

All major crypto platforms released the Green feature in a coordinated fashion on May 4th, 2022. This historical coordination has raised the prospect of what is possible under the new...

Five Tips to Turn Twitter Into a Web3 Rocketship

Five Tips to Turn Twitter Into a Web3 Rocketship

By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-25

Elon, congratulations on the Twitter takeover! Despite your success in PayPal, Tesla and SpaceX, we think that Twitter will be the hardest challenge you will ever face. But do not...

NASDAQ-Listed Altcoin $NFLX Crashes Due to Its Faulty Tokenomics

NASDAQ-Listed Altcoin $NFLX Crashes Due to Its Faulty Tokenomics

By Polkachu Team | 2022-04-20

Today, a friend of Polkachu tipped us off with the latest crash of an NASDAQ-listed altcoin $NFLX. We have researched its history and concluded that such collapse is inevitable due...