Polkachu Blogs - Shitpost
An Ode To "Oh? 👀"
By Polkachu Intern | 2024-07-08
A wiseman (me) once said, "the best shitpost is not invented, but discovered". Today, I am happy to announce that I have discovered the greatest quote-tweeting technique of all time:...
Thicc Chain: A Fantasy History of CosmosHub
By Polkachu Intern | 2024-03-17
Thicc Chain Thesis states that, in a world where most chains just run one specific application, a thicc chain that bundles many applications together can accrue most values. The thicc...
Call Me Crazy, But Noble Needs a Token
By Polkachu Intern | 2024-03-07
Congratulations to the Noble asset issurance chain for surpassing $200M USDC issued and flipping Polygon and Tron within 24 hours. Now let's talk about serious business. Call me crazy, but...
Newt 2.0: Newt, But With Culture
By Polkachu Intern | 2024-02-23
Without official approval from Newt mgmt, today I am happy to announce Newt 2.0: Newt, but with culture.
Cosmos Meme Coin Has a Proof-Of-Work Problem
By Polkachu Intern | 2023-12-18
If meme coin is supposed to be fun, why does every Cosmos meme coin require so much work?
Meme Coin is About Culture
By Polkachu Intern | 2023-12-16
Meme coin is not about memes; it is about culture.
Clever By Halving
By Polkachu Intern | 2023-11-20
The voting period for CosmosHub Prop 848 is set to end this week. At the current pace, the prop will pass by a wide margin. Polkachu is the first validator...
Noble Will Not Transition To ICS In One Year
By Polkachu Intern | 2023-11-16
I am betting against Bendy on Crypto Twitter about Noble's future. I believe that Noble will not transition to ICS by the end of 2024. The wager is 100 ATOMs...
How to Win Friends and Reduce Validator Set
By Polkachu Intern | 2023-08-30
In this post, I give you the whole playbook to squeeze out those pesky small independent validators without violating unspoken social norms.