Prop 34: Operation: PSOU

Submitted by: A Totally Normal Community Member

TL;DR: We humbly request that the core team take complete control, sell all our tokens at market bottom, drain the liquidity pools, and generally treat us like a vending machine that owes them money.

Background:

After extensive research (3 Discord messages and a fever dream), the community has concluded that autonomy is overrated. We've been making our own decisions for months now and frankly, it's exhausting.

Proposed Actions:

1. Grant the team a "Mega Rug Button" — one click, everything gone, no questions asked
2. Require all holders to sign a waiver acknowledging they enjoy being liquidated
3. Replace the whitepaper with a single page that says "trust us bro"
4. Rename the token to $REKT for full transparency
5. Add a new tokenomic: 100% of supply goes to team wallet "for safekeeping"

Why Vote Yes?

Because clearly, having zero say in a protocol is the future of decentralized finance. The "De" in DeFi obviously stands for "Definitely not your money anymore."

Quorum Required: Just the team's votes. Obviously.

Operation: Please Step on Us

Voting ends whenever they feel like it. 🗳️